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An Even Seven

by Milk Carton Superstars

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You know it's easy You know it's easy to be manipulated Take it from me I used to be Such a dumbass I'm still a dumbass But now I know it I try to keep it low key, usually Such an abundance of rubes, we're redundant A loose collection on whom it is incumbent To not destroy ourselves but instead our ideology: What's in it for me? You earn a living Yeah you earn a living to be indoctrinated Just so you can see living ain't free Accept the charges or there will be charges Your fingerprint fine print is full of hidden fees and no guarantees Such an abundance of rubes we're redundant A loose collection on whom it is incumbent To not destroy ourselves but instead our ideology: What's in it for me? Or you could break out on your own Learn to text with a rotary phone Write some essays in the dirt Opinions that the ants subvert Before the wind and rain erase them with no trace And you finally crack like a CD case You know it's easy So goddamn easy to be manipulated Until you only see Your own and your enemy It's hard to miss it Don't be complicit, you'll see Critical thinking we can agree Can easily atrophy
God's therapist Is trying out a new technique It's experimental Oh man, there's just so much grief and guilt To the hilt But you with your tank top tan The world turns the way you spin So smart with that dumb grin A win-win It's fundamental To try and not bring work home That's detrimental Oh man, there's just so much one can bear And not sure But you with your tank top tan The world spins the way you turn All that time with no concern Lesson learned And if you want to pray Keep in mind they're in session today God's therapist Has had to dig beneath the grace Progress is incremental Oh man, there's just so much to unpack Looking back


An Even Seven is the seventh studio album by Milk Carton Superstars. It will be released in December 2022. "An Abundance of Rubes" and "Terrific Tank Top Tan" are the first two singles from the album, released July 21 and September 9, respectively.

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Video for Terrific Tank Top Tan:


releases December 2, 2022

Guy Larmay - guitars, bass, synthesizer, piano, sound effects
Jim Myers - vocals, drums, percussion, piano, sound effects

All songs written by Milk Carton Superstars.
Recorded and mixed by Milk Carton Superstars at Behind the Curtain in Melbourne Beach and South of Milk in Orlando.
Mastered by Bruce Hensal.


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Milk Carton Superstars Orlando, Florida

Milk Carton Superstars are the songwriting team of Guy Larmay (guitar, bass) and Jim Myers (vocals, drums) doing a fair approximation of a rock & roll band. People generally like them. They’ve written, recorded and released 86 songs since 2009. Most are made of guitars, drums and some reasonable words. MCS are often joined on stage by bassist Jeff Boyce and violinist Jennie Landau. ... more

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