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Bucket Man walks with a limp into the library, away from pigeons and the double-knit humidity. It's hot out there. He doesn't need a chair, cuz Bucket Man sits on his bucket at the internet PC, checks his email and the poker site that lets him play for free. And he always wins, yes he always wins, yeah. Bucket Man waits at the bus stop with the bucket in his hand, making small talk with some tourists who don't understand. Who is this guy? What's he gonna try? He doesn't seem to be a danger to himself or anyone. You could call him Sherwin Williams' unofficial favorite son. He's not from here, than much is clear, yeah. No one knows what's in the bucket, it's a mystery. It holds five gallons, but of what? Who knows what it could be. He keeps it hid, never lifts the lid. Some say water needed man and so created us to serve. Which one's doing the conserving, and which one must be conserved? Bucket Man, he's got a plan, yeah.


from Please Keep Smiling, track released May 30, 2009


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Milk Carton Superstars Orlando, Florida

Milk Carton Superstars are the songwriting team of Guy Larmay (guitar, bass) and Jim Myers (vocals, drums) doing a fair approximation of a rock & roll band. People generally like them. They’ve written, recorded and released 93 songs since 2009. Most are made of guitars, drums and some reasonable words. MCS are often joined on stage by bassist Jeff Boyce and violinist Jennie Landau. ... more

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